








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 351 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 154 matches | ||
| Premier | 18 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




2 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2387 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,340 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2831 | 30% |
| Smokes | 2421 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 1963 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 2125 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,506 of utility $79 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 254 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 清澈的眼睛 | 62% | 21 |
| #2 | Mustang | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | corey ✿ܓ | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | xpERIENCE | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | hipposaver | 45% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Mustang | 56% | 32 |
| #3 | corey ✿ܓ | 52% | 81 |
| #4 | xpERIENCE | 48% | 29 |
| #5 | hipposaver | 45% | 11 |
| #6 | j-iwnl- | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corey ✿ܓ | 1 | 0.0006 |
| #2 | 清澈的眼睛 | 1 | 0.0024 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | corey ✿ܓ | 295 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #2 | xpERIENCE | 150 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | Mustang | 101 | 0.14 | 2 min |
| #4 | 清澈的眼睛 | 81 | 0.19 | 2 min |
| #5 | hipposaver | 39 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Civil- | +1.47 | 81 | 69 |
| #2 | xpERIENCE | +1.15 | 73 | 67 |
| #3 | Mustang | +1.08 | 64 | 73 |
| #4 | corey ✿ܓ | +0.49 | 79 | 72 |
| #5 | j-iwnl- | -0.02 | 75 | 57 |





