








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 864 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 274 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 120 matches | ||
| Wingman | 66 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 62 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7594 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 17,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6351 | 36% |
| Smokes | 3050 | 17% |
| HE Grenades | 4633 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3771 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,707,992 of utility $189 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1149 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Giorgio | 48% | 77 |
| #6 | Travis c0cks | 47% | 87 |
| #7 | MactepAF | 45% | 64 |
| #8 | Terra | 35% | 43 |
| #9 | Doc | 32% | 37 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wav3 | 15 | 0.0104 |
| #2 | Giorgio | 11 | 0.0072 |
| #3 | MactepAF | 6 | 0.0047 |
| #4 | Prevail aG | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | rice | 4 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prevail aG | +4.79 | 75 | 47 |
| #2 | MactepAF | +3.69 | 69 | 35 |
| #3 | Giorgio | +1.97 | 71 | 45 |
| #4 | wav3 | +1.93 | 76 | 60 |
| #5 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | +0.96 | 76 | 54 |





