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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 119 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 104 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 69 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 23 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 35 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




35 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2859 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,287 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7384 | 36% |
| Smokes | 6013 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 3709 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 3181 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,063,500 of utility $81 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 549 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #6 | Prevail aG | 46% | 125 |
| #7 | MactepAF | 46% | 50 |
| #8 | wav3 | 41% | 86 |
| #9 | Doc | 39% | 80 |
| #10 | Terra | 37% | 83 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wav3 | 24 | 0.0153 |
| #2 | Giorgio | 13 | 0.0068 |
| #3 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 12 | 0.0071 |
| #4 | Doc | 8 | 0.0050 |
| #5 | MactepAF | 8 | 0.0082 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | wav3 | 311 | 0.20 | 8 min |
| #2 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 200 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #3 | Giorgio | 166 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #4 | Prevail aG | 148 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #5 | Terra | 94 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prevail aG | +6.72 | 79 | 42 |
| #2 | MactepAF | +5.44 | 76 | 41 |
| #3 | Giorgio | +4.95 | 76 | 45 |
| #4 | wav3 | +4.74 | 75 | 58 |
| #5 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | +3.24 | 80 | 51 |





