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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 72 matches | ||
| Premier | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




27 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2538 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,216 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 710 | 22% |
| Smokes | 758 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 739 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1009 | 31% |
Our logs show you have wasted $705,065 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 129 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 5 | 0.0039 |
| #2 | Giorgio | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #3 | blue b_oy ⛟ | 5 | 0.0109 |
| #4 | Travis c0cks | 4 | 0.0041 |
| #5 | Gual | 3 | 0.0040 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Travis c0cks | 155 | 0.16 | 4 min |
| #2 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | 150 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Giorgio | 145 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #4 | Terra | 63 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #5 | blue b_oy ⛟ | 9 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | blue b_oy ⛟ | +4.99 | 80 | 46 |
| #2 | MactepAF | +3.38 | 72 | 42 |
| #3 | Giorgio | +1.76 | 75 | 45 |
| #4 | lvl 67 cadillac srx | +0.63 | 81 | 53 |
| #5 | Doc | +0.20 | 66 | 29 |





