








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 292 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 231 matches | ||
| Faceit | 162 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 25 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




61 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4676 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 15,218 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5521 | 36% |
| Smokes | 4231 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2192 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 3274 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,014,575 of utility $95 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 143 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tyy | 53% | 109 |
| #2 | Weezy_Cheezy | 51% | 197 |
| #3 | I Play Counter Strike, I Suppose | 49% | 248 |
| #4 | Robert Shmurda III | 49% | 196 |
| #5 | CryptIke | 48% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | CryptIke | 48% | 33 |
| #6 | Allen | 47% | 214 |
| #7 | Al Gorro | 45% | 185 |
| #8 | trinidart01 | 42% | 108 |
| #9 | Pizzaboy | 32% | 31 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Robert Shmurda III | 82 | 0.0194 |
| #2 | Al Gorro | 37 | 0.0097 |
| #3 | Allen | 18 | 0.0038 |
| #4 | Weezy_Cheezy | 14 | 0.0032 |
| #5 | trinidart01 | 10 | 0.0044 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | I Play Counter Strike, I Suppose | 688 | 0.13 | 15 min |
| #2 | Allen | 535 | 0.11 | 12 min |
| #3 | Weezy_Cheezy | 403 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #4 | Robert Shmurda III | 273 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #5 | Al Gorro | 266 | 0.07 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | cmon cuh | +1.63 | 82 | 62 |
| #2 | Weezy_Cheezy | +1.49 | 66 | 68 |
| #3 | I Play Counter Strike, I Suppose | +0.56 | 81 | 58 |
| #4 | Tyy | +0.44 | 67 | 62 |
| #5 | Allen | -0.99 | 49 | 59 |





