








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1961 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 694 matches | ||
| Esplay | 37 matches | 2,357 | |
| Wingman | 36 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 22 matches | ||
| Faceit | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Jura | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




73 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
12751 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 34,468 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9754 | 28% |
| Smokes | 9176 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 9237 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 6301 | 18% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,575,991 of utility $127 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 462 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bash1ra | 56% | 104 |
| #2 | pp | 55% | 325 |
| #3 | nicozoro | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | Sunbro-San | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Bash1ra | 56% | 104 |
| #2 | pp | 55% | 325 |
| #3 | nicozoro | 49% | 117 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | 48% | 79 |
| #5 | Sunbro-San | 40% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pp | 52 | 0.0081 |
| #2 | MAKSI152 | 14 | 0.0083 |
| #3 | nicozoro | 12 | 0.0049 |
| #4 | Bash1ra | 6 | 0.0027 |
| #5 | Sunbro-San | 1 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | pp | 1716 | 0.27 | 38 min |
| #2 | nicozoro | 316 | 0.13 | 7 min |
| #3 | MAKSI152 | 308 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| #4 | Bash1ra | 142 | 0.06 | 3 min |
| #5 | Sunbro-San | 135 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Guggen | +4.05 | 85 | 69 |
| #2 | nicozoro | -0.26 | 54 | 62 |
| #3 | Bash1ra | -0.51 | 79 | 52 |
| #4 | MAKSI152 | -2.68 | 51 | 54 |
| #5 | pp | -2.72 | 62 | 54 |





