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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 0 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




10 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
458 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 958 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 307 | 32% |
| Smokes | 195 | 20% |
| HE Grenades | 196 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 260 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $56,679 of utility $74 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 86 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Q7P | 100% | 2 |
| #2 | Väisänen | 100% | 2 |
| #3 | Julma-Osuja | 100% | 3 |
| #4 | Jopsa | 100% | 3 |
| #5 | mAKKO | 100% | 3 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | pyöveli | 50% | 2 |
| #13 | A.V | 50% | 2 |
| #14 | Torkuttaja | 50% | 10 |
| #15 | Cokeman | 43% | 7 |
| #16 | Page | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jopsa | 5 | 0.0943 |
| #2 | Sep | 2 | 0.0084 |
| #3 | Cokeman | 2 | 0.0152 |
| #4 | pyöveli | 2 | 0.0465 |
| #5 | Sofail | 1 | 0.0047 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sofail | 33 | 0.15 | 1 min |
| #2 | Sep | 23 | 0.10 | 1 min |
| #3 | Torkuttaja | 23 | 0.12 | 0 min |
| #4 | Cokeman | 23 | 0.17 | 1 min |
| #5 | mAKKO | 21 | 0.40 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jääkuubik | +9.57 | 93 | 58 |
| #2 | Väisänen | +7.15 | 83 | 37 |
| #3 | Napprak | +4.00 | 83 | 62 |
| #4 | Jopsa | +3.74 | 41 | 51 |
| #5 | Sofail | +1.86 | 80 | 81 |





