








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 646 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 3 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 17 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,782 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1278 | 16% |
| Smokes | 2123 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2331 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 2050 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $798,914 of utility $163 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 172 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1s | 13 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Tobi | 5 | 0.0048 |
| #3 | søren | 3 | 0.0036 |
| #4 | Hardrockdevil | 2 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | JoKa | 2 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1s | 384 | 0.09 | 8 min |
| #2 | bum bum t3c | 110 | 0.12 | 3 min |
| #3 | Tobi | 99 | 0.09 | 3 min |
| #4 | søren | 86 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| #5 | Hardrockdevil | 46 | 0.02 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenT | +5.14 | 67 | 56 |
| #2 | Tiranol | +3.28 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | bum bum t3c | +1.79 | 62 | 59 |
| #4 | søren | +1.02 | 78 | 59 |
| #5 | Cr1s | +0.78 | 57 | 46 |





