








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 310 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September



The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 10 matches | ||
| Premier | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show 4 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




0 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Your loyalty is impressive.
735 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 1,324 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 268 | 20% |
| Smokes | 377 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 293 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 386 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $722,150 of utility $350 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 59 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JoKa | 56% | 25 |
| #2 | Tiranol | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Cr1s | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | Hardrockdevil | 43% | 74 |
| #5 | LongJohnson | 36% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Tiranol | 52% | 79 |
| #3 | Cr1s | 48% | 75 |
| #4 | Hardrockdevil | 43% | 74 |
| #5 | LongJohnson | 36% | 11 |
| #6 | mentaal gehandicapt Daan | 27% | 11 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cr1s | 5 | 0.0032 |
| #2 | Tiranol | 4 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Hardrockdevil | 2 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | JoKa | 2 | 0.0037 |
| #5 | mentaal gehandicapt Daan | 1 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiranol | 155 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Cr1s | 108 | 0.07 | 2 min |
| #3 | Hardrockdevil | 38 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| #4 | JoKa | 12 | 0.02 | 0 min |
| #5 | mentaal gehandicapt Daan | 12 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiranol | +4.81 | 81 | 60 |
| #2 | Cr1s | +2.06 | 61 | 43 |
| #3 | LongJohnson | +1.25 | 41 | 49 |
| #4 | SlayTrix | -1.31 | 37 | 44 |
| #5 | JoKa | -2.46 | 63 | 28 |





