








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 573 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 140 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 42 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 39 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 36 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 18 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4076 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,607 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3236 | 34% |
| Smokes | 1976 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 2120 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 2275 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,633,900 of utility $157 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 2266 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiranol | 7 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | JoKa | 7 | 0.0024 |
| #3 | Tobi | 6 | 0.0037 |
| #4 | bum bum t3c | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | SilenT | 3 | 0.0011 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Tiranol | 356 | 0.09 | 9 min |
| #2 | bum bum t3c | 212 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | SilenT | 205 | 0.07 | 6 min |
| #4 | Tobi | 155 | 0.10 | 4 min |
| #5 | LongJohnson | 153 | 0.04 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SilenT | +5.07 | 79 | 58 |
| #2 | Tiranol | +3.34 | 79 | 60 |
| #3 | bum bum t3c | +2.45 | 64 | 58 |
| #4 | søren | +1.84 | 77 | 56 |
| #5 | TrueKukuck | +1.66 | 75 | 56 |





