








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 183 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Jura | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 19 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3212 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,805 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3142 | 32% |
| Smokes | 2705 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 2094 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 1864 | 19% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,613,807 of utility $197 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 26 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #15 | Tuippis | 42% | 52 |
| #16 | Tumples | 41% | 141 |
| #17 | Ac Wolf | 39% | 66 |
| #18 | me♡ukatti | 37% | 126 |
| #19 | Dxteri | 36% | 42 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | korhonev22 | 6 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | Intozzz | 5 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Tuippis | 5 | 0.0045 |
| #4 | Tumples | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | K_ass_u | 3 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 727 | 0.29 | 21 min |
| #2 | me♡ukatti | 325 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #3 | Intozzz | 322 | 0.10 | 9 min |
| #4 | K_ass_u | 236 | 0.10 | 5 min |
| #5 | Ac Wolf | 233 | 0.18 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiirqi | +3.50 | 63 | 69 |
| #2 | Intozzz | +3.10 | 66 | 67 |
| #3 | MaXZoiDZ | +2.12 | 61 | 43 |
| #4 | Harteezy | +1.91 | 58 | 56 |
| #5 | Sh4doW | +1.38 | 63 | 69 |





