








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 390 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 228 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Golden | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 19 different maps





Our logs show 11 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3706 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,249 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2946 | 22% |
| Smokes | 3749 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3401 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3153 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,512,553 of utility $166 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 185 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MaXZoiDZ | 51% | 67 |
| #2 | Intozzz | 50% | 147 |
| #3 | Harteezy | 49% | 120 |
| #4 | K_ass_u | 45% | 119 |
| #5 | Hiirqi | 44% | 27 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Magel | 1129 | 0.31 | 31 min |
| #2 | me♡ukatti | 591 | 0.12 | 15 min |
| #3 | Harteezy | 402 | 0.16 | 10 min |
| #4 | Intozzz | 292 | 0.10 | 8 min |
| #5 | K_ass_u | 278 | 0.11 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Hiirqi | +4.73 | 58 | 70 |
| #2 | Intozzz | +4.69 | 68 | 68 |
| #3 | MaXZoiDZ | +2.93 | 60 | 44 |
| #4 | Harteezy | +2.83 | 57 | 58 |
| #5 | Sh4doW | +2.46 | 60 | 66 |





