








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 705 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 729 matches | ||
| Faceit | 18 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Esplay | 1 match | 1,841 | |
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 86 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




33 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7089 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,300 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2202 | 11% |
| Smokes | 7497 | 37% |
| HE Grenades | 5674 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 4927 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,656,423 of utility $155 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 305 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | qern | 57% | 86 |
| #2 | Chelbo | 52% | 84 |
| #3 | aagaard | 52% | 60 |
| #4 | Lars Petter | 51% | 284 |
| #5 | Skruffe | 50% | 421 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jrN | 19 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Lars Petter | 13 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | aagaard | 8 | 0.0062 |
| #4 | Skruffe | 4 | 0.0004 |
| #5 | Ditlefsen | 3 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skruffe | 1363 | 0.15 | 38 min |
| #2 | jrN | 692 | 0.09 | 18 min |
| #3 | Lars Petter | 457 | 0.08 | 15 min |
| #4 | Ditlefsen | 323 | 0.14 | 9 min |
| #5 | qern | 209 | 0.11 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jrN | +2.13 | 82 | 55 |
| #2 | Lars Petter | +1.88 | 84 | 63 |
| #3 | Ditlefsen | +1.57 | 85 | 57 |
| #4 | qern | +0.97 | 82 | 63 |
| #5 | aagaard | +0.34 | 76 | 60 |





