








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 174 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 83 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 9 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1474 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,762 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1304 | 27% |
| Smokes | 1622 | 34% |
| HE Grenades | 661 | 14% |
| Molotovs | 1175 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $377,776 of utility $125 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 5 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audis | 64% | 11 |
| #2 | Lars Petter | 58% | 19 |
| #3 | Eriksen | 57% | 86 |
| #4 | Mehh | 56% | 16 |
| #5 | Chelbo | 55% | 87 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Chelbo | 55% | 87 |
| #6 | Skruffe | 55% | 122 |
| #7 | SpoonerN | 51% | 37 |
| #8 | jrN | 47% | 36 |
| #9 | Ditlefsen | 25% | 8 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Eriksen | 5 | 0.0026 |
| #2 | Skruffe | 4 | 0.0015 |
| #3 | Chelbo | 2 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | SpoonerN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| #5 | jrN | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Skruffe | 413 | 0.16 | 12 min |
| #2 | SpoonerN | 255 | 0.33 | 8 min |
| #3 | Chelbo | 144 | 0.08 | 3 min |
| #4 | jrN | 94 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | Eriksen | 75 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Audis | +4.64 | 91 | 74 |
| #2 | jrN | +1.82 | 83 | 60 |
| #3 | Lars Petter | +1.52 | 84 | 60 |
| #4 | qern | +1.22 | 83 | 62 |
| #5 | SpoonerN | +0.82 | 67 | 74 |





