








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 54 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1115 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,459 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 805 | 18% |
| Smokes | 1408 | 32% |
| HE Grenades | 1268 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 978 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $290,819 of utility $99 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Howlin | 73% | 22 |
| #2 | s1 | 66% | 44 |
| #3 | [FR] skyrun29 | 65% | 69 |
| #4 | Seiya | 65% | 60 |
| #5 | Nino | 64% | 72 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | s1 | 7 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | [FR] skyrun29 | 4 | 0.0028 |
| #3 | Seiya | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Howlin | 1 | 0.0023 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] skyrun29 | 181 | 0.13 | 5 min |
| #2 | s1 | 108 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #3 | Nino | 73 | 0.05 | 2 min |
| #4 | Seiya | 48 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| #5 | SKC.1V fMMM | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | [FR] skyrun29 | +3.59 | 59 | 75 |
| #2 | s1 | +2.76 | 83 | 72 |
| #3 | Howlin | +2.36 | 86 | 55 |
| #4 | Seiya | +0.50 | 81 | 55 |
| #5 | SKC.1V Willwidooo | -0.24 | 65 | 61 |





