








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 206 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 59 matches | ||
| Premier | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 18 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




4 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1764 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,831 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1917 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1413 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1902 | 28% |
| Molotovs | 1599 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $388,508 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 183 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | 72% | 57 |
| #2 | Villain | 68% | 34 |
| #3 | iamnoobnoob | 66% | 56 |
| #4 | d2rat69 | 57% | 114 |
| #5 | ZonieLoL | 54% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d2rat69 | 5 | 0.0021 |
| #2 | ZonieLoL | 4 | 0.0074 |
| #3 | ruishi | 3 | 0.0027 |
| #4 | Villain | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #5 | iamnoobnoob | 1 | 0.0009 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | d2rat69 | 519 | 0.22 | 16 min |
| #2 | ruishi | 201 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | iamnoobnoob | 101 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #4 | ZonieLoL | 51 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #5 | Villain | 50 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | +2.99 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | smaul | +1.61 | 75 | 72 |
| #3 | Villain | +1.17 | 77 | 62 |
| #4 | d2rat69 | +1.11 | 81 | 74 |
| #5 | ZonieLoL | +0.60 | 85 | 60 |





