








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 2225 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 468 matches | ||
| Premier | 102 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 5 matches | ||
| Renown | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 78 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




14 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7067 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 28,382 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7266 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8269 | 29% |
| HE Grenades | 6156 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 6691 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,998,599 of utility $145 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1738 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Villain | 5 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | OSTL | 4 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | ruishi | 3 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | smaul | 2 | 0.0008 |
| #5 | iamnoobnoob | 1 | 0.0004 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | 754 | 0.20 | 22 min |
| #2 | OSTL | 541 | 0.15 | 15 min |
| #3 | siR | 495 | 0.31 | 13 min |
| #4 | smaul | 365 | 0.15 | 10 min |
| #5 | Villain | 228 | 0.09 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | +1.40 | 77 | 71 |
| #2 | d2rat69 | +1.02 | 80 | 73 |
| #3 | smaul | +0.75 | 74 | 71 |
| #4 | siR | +0.58 | 81 | 70 |
| #5 | OSTL | +0.25 | 71 | 71 |





