








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 383 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 116 matches | ||
| Premier | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 43 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




22 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2373 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 10,241 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2155 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2372 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2660 | 26% |
| Molotovs | 3054 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $788,487 of utility $140 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 519 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | smaul | 68% | 34 |
| #2 | OSTL | 58% | 114 |
| #3 | ngeezy | 57% | 87 |
| #4 | iamnoobnoob | 57% | 44 |
| #5 | ruishi | 56% | 184 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | 785 | 0.20 | 23 min |
| #2 | d2rat69 | 463 | 0.19 | 13 min |
| #3 | OSTL | 438 | 0.18 | 12 min |
| #4 | ngeezy | 236 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #5 | SKITSPEL | 110 | 0.26 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ruishi | +2.74 | 80 | 71 |
| #2 | smaul | +2.26 | 77 | 70 |
| #3 | d2rat69 | +1.43 | 79 | 76 |
| #4 | SKITSPEL | +0.82 | 75 | 78 |
| #5 | Villain | +0.56 | 76 | 64 |





