








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 276 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 173 matches | ||
| Premier | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 10 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2273 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,041 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4254 | 33% |
| Smokes | 3573 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2480 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 2734 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $349,134 of utility $72 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 96 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | anZiR | 72% | 18 |
| #2 | retr0 | 63% | 19 |
| #3 | Hermulez | 60% | 72 |
| #4 | Ahti | 55% | 122 |
| #5 | Bennet | 54% | 178 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | Bennet | 54% | 178 |
| #6 | fisu | 53% | 174 |
| #7 | zade☁ | 53% | 154 |
| #8 | juan roberto carlos raul esteban | 50% | 44 |
| #9 | Tec-Roo | 25% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fisu | 4 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Bennet | 1 | 0.0003 |
| #3 | zade☁ | 1 | 0.0003 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zade☁ | 604 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | Bennet | 596 | 0.15 | 16 min |
| #3 | fisu | 551 | 0.14 | 12 min |
| #4 | Ahti | 421 | 0.16 | 13 min |
| #5 | juan roberto carlos raul esteban | 138 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | zade☁ | +3.31 | 83 | 77 |
| #2 | SiikR | +1.66 | 76 | 81 |
| #3 | Ahti | +0.57 | 67 | 73 |
| #4 | retr0 | -0.03 | 53 | 72 |
| #5 | juan roberto carlos raul esteban | -0.37 | 77 | 71 |





