








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 379 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 73 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 66 matches | ||
| Faceit | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Golden | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




15 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3424 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,029 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3369 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3305 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 2201 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2154 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,204,948 of utility $156 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 487 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fogel | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Payneez | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | ReTT0 | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fogel | 57% | 49 |
| #2 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | 48% | 44 |
| #3 | Payneez | 47% | 43 |
| #4 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 45% | 31 |
| #5 | ReTT0 | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fogel | 8 | 0.0079 |
| #2 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | 2 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | ReTT0 | 1 | 0.0008 |
| #4 | Payneez | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Payneez | 181 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #2 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | 78 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| #3 | ReTT0 | 71 | 0.06 | 2 min |
| #4 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 47 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | fogel | 42 | 0.04 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fogel | +2.14 | 72 | 54 |
| #2 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | +1.93 | 78 | 63 |
| #3 | ReTT0 | +1.64 | 80 | 55 |
| #4 | beticA | +0.90 | 71 | 60 |
| #5 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | -1.81 | 66 | 54 |





