








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 192 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Faceit | 40 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 23 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




5 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2103 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,470 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1693 | 23% |
| Smokes | 2353 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1357 | 18% |
| Molotovs | 2067 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $516,550 of utility $104 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | fogel | 50% | 50 |
| #8 | beticA | 48% | 44 |
| #9 | Payneez | 48% | 42 |
| #10 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 44% | 18 |
| #11 | Frendt | 23% | 13 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ReTT0 | 180 | 0.09 | 4 min |
| #2 | Payneez | 154 | 0.18 | 5 min |
| #3 | Honey | 146 | 0.23 | 5 min |
| #4 | beticA | 104 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | JULZ | 58 | 0.11 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | JULZ | +5.07 | 92 | 73 |
| #2 | Honey | +1.76 | 86 | 77 |
| #3 | ReTT0 | +1.51 | 77 | 61 |
| #4 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | +1.21 | 79 | 63 |
| #5 | quarky | +0.98 | 81 | 67 |





