








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 108 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 59 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1461 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,906 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 408 | 10% |
| Smokes | 983 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1476 | 38% |
| Molotovs | 1039 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $400,706 of utility $143 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 94 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Ölde #niceC | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | Ace Ventura | 72% | 18 |
| #3 | TrampelTommi | 65% | 17 |
| #4 | ReTT0 | 60% | 50 |
| #5 | briaN | 59% | 17 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Swizzy. #1 Dosia fanboy | 3 | 0.0040 |
| #2 | Frendt | 3 | 0.0044 |
| #3 | beticA | 2 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Payneez | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #5 | Ölde #niceC | 2 | 0.0142 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | 138 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #2 | beticA | 131 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| #3 | ReTT0 | 124 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Payneez | 124 | 0.17 | 3 min |
| #5 | Frendt | 82 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | fogel | +2.13 | 77 | 51 |
| #2 | Ace Ventura | +1.37 | 72 | 52 |
| #3 | TrampelTommi | +1.34 | 65 | 65 |
| #4 | Panzerby (nie toxic) | +1.24 | 77 | 64 |
| #5 | ReTT0 | +1.22 | 78 | 68 |





