








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 381 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 258 matches | ||
| Wingman | 53 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 33 matches | ||
| Faceit | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 14 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 21 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4762 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,785 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1699 | 14% |
| Smokes | 3650 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 3378 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 3058 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,571,052 of utility $160 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 324 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Werty | 56% | 157 |
| #2 | R2G | 53% | 202 |
| #3 | Saunaklonkku | 50% | 329 |
| #4 | gäry | 49% | 144 |
| #5 | jönssi | 41% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | R2G | 53% | 202 |
| #3 | Saunaklonkku | 50% | 329 |
| #4 | gäry | 49% | 144 |
| #5 | jönssi | 41% | 29 |
| #6 | Taretykki | 31% | 26 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunaklonkku | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | R2G | 9 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | gäry | 6 | 0.0020 |
| #4 | Werty | 3 | 0.0009 |
| #5 | jönssi | 1 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunaklonkku | 1016 | 0.16 | 26 min |
| #2 | gäry | 406 | 0.14 | 11 min |
| #3 | R2G | 247 | 0.06 | 6 min |
| #4 | Werty | 183 | 0.06 | 5 min |
| #5 | jönssi | 66 | 0.10 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jönssi | +2.12 | 73 | 50 |
| #2 | TseiWili | +0.86 | 63 | 53 |
| #3 | Saunaklonkku | +0.51 | 57 | 71 |
| #4 | gäry | -0.35 | 33 | 58 |
| #5 | Werty | -0.70 | 52 | 39 |





