








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 95 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 132 matches | ||
| Premier | 121 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 29 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 17 matches | ||
| Wingman | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2593 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 13,395 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2836 | 21% |
| Smokes | 2468 | 18% |
| HE Grenades | 4828 | 36% |
| Molotovs | 3263 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $260,632 of utility $29 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 12 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | Werty | 51% | 69 |
| #9 | TseiWili | 49% | 144 |
| #10 | R2G | 48% | 77 |
| #11 | Taretykki | 37% | 70 |
| #12 | saq | 35% | 23 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Saunaklonkku | 11 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | TseiWili | 8 | 0.0027 |
| #3 | Werty | 3 | 0.0021 |
| #4 | jönssi | 3 | 0.0048 |
| #5 | R2G | 2 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jönssi | +3.64 | 73 | 48 |
| #2 | pikkumyy ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ | +3.31 | 75 | 60 |
| #3 | nani | +2.21 | 65 | 68 |
| #4 | Saunaklonkku | +1.13 | 57 | 73 |
| #5 | TseiWili | +0.64 | 64 | 50 |





