








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 83 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 48 matches | ||
| Esplay | 6 matches | 2,156 | |
| Premier | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
769 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 2,436 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 981 | 40% |
| Smokes | 534 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 391 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 530 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $335,866 of utility $210 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 80 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrappeR! [T<3] | 100% | 4 |
| #2 | Stenqvist ★ | 100% | 4 |
| #3 | latchb | 89% | 9 |
| #4 | Hsoj | 88% | 8 |
| #5 | Harsann | 83% | 6 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #12 | Kuufen | 67% | 6 |
| #13 | | 67% | 6 |
| #14 | MasterOogway420☑ | 61% | 18 |
| #15 | 🗲 »SpecteR« 🗲 ~ | 57% | 7 |
| #16 | Frälsarn <3 ™ | 50% | 4 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumen | 1 | 0.0014 |
| #2 | | 1 | 0.0073 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | MasterOogway420☑ | 97 | 0.25 | 3 min |
| #2 | Sumen | 79 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #3 | DanHol | 41 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| #4 | CroHap | 37 | 0.05 | 1 min |
| #5 | latchb | 20 | 0.11 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TrappeR! [T<3] | +5.30 | 81 | 71 |
| #2 | Sumen | +4.07 | 94 | 69 |
| #3 | ★ H44X ツKolla den sprayen xD | +2.15 | 78 | 63 |
| #4 | | +2.03 | 90 | 63 |
| #5 | Frälsarn <3 ™ | +1.95 | 95 | 46 |





