








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 448 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 38 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Faceit | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 21 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




17 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5755 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 18,601 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4921 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5276 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 3781 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 4623 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,334,051 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1438 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumen | 61% | 137 |
| #2 | | 56% | 175 |
| #3 | plopp | 53% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumen | 61% | 137 |
| #2 | | 56% | 175 |
| #3 | plopp | 53% | 102 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 6 | 0.0017 |
| #2 | Sumen | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | plopp | 3 | 0.0015 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sumen | 332 | 0.12 | 10 min |
| #2 | | 286 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | plopp | 172 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ | +1.71 | 91 | 65 |
| #2 | Sumen | +1.64 | 93 | 65 |
| #3 | | +0.50 | 78 | 51 |
| #4 | plopp | -1.45 | 68 | 58 |





