








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 558 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 229 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Esplay | 23 matches | 2,001 | |
| Wingman | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 24 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3522 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 9,611 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2520 | 26% |
| Smokes | 2444 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 2337 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2310 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,090,539 of utility $170 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1645 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ H44X ツKolla den sprayen xD | 76% | 33 |
| #2 | ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ | 61% | 137 |
| #3 | wino | 57% | 28 |
| #4 | plopp | 56% | 41 |
| #5 | latchb | 56% | 50 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | | 54% | 69 |
| #8 | Frälsarn <3 ™ | 50% | 38 |
| #9 | chipsfingrar | 47% | 17 |
| #10 | 🗲 »SpecteR« 🗲 ~ | 42% | 19 |
| #11 | PrimeRn ® | 24% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #2 | | 2 | 0.0014 |
| #3 | latchb | 1 | 0.0010 |
| #4 | plopp | 1 | 0.0012 |
| #5 | Frälsarn <3 ™ | 1 | 0.0013 |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★ H44X ツKolla den sprayen xD | +2.89 | 79 | 59 |
| #2 | Sumen | +1.69 | 93 | 64 |
| #3 | ⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ | +1.46 | 93 | 66 |
| #4 | | +1.16 | 83 | 55 |
| #5 | wino | +0.11 | 82 | 71 |





