








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 131 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 126 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1931 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,788 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1602 | 24% |
| Smokes | 2005 | 30% |
| HE Grenades | 1473 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 1708 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $173,837 of utility $54 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 58 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ItzMqss | 83% | 24 |
| #2 | Vxiska | 83% | 24 |
| #3 | VilleS | 80% | 30 |
| #4 | VeleHo | 78% | 37 |
| #5 | Tomppa | 75% | 20 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | Apa_88 | 63% | 30 |
| #8 | tomp | 62% | 26 |
| #9 | 0pa58 | 60% | 43 |
| #10 | j o n z | 60% | 30 |
| #11 | ZooM | 50% | 16 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | VeleHo | 3 | 0.0033 |
| #2 | j o n z | 2 | 0.0031 |
| #3 | Vxiska | 1 | 0.0019 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 0pa58 | 163 | 0.15 | 5 min |
| #2 | tomp | 160 | 0.20 | 4 min |
| #3 | ✪ Kala | 160 | 0.24 | 5 min |
| #4 | ItzMqss | 145 | 0.27 | 5 min |
| #5 | Apa_88 | 142 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ★Zanny | +4.58 | 86 | 67 |
| #2 | ItzMqss | +2.93 | 82 | 81 |
| #3 | Tomppa | +1.89 | 85 | 63 |
| #4 | ✪ Kala | +1.79 | 92 | 75 |
| #5 | VeleHo | +0.92 | 81 | 63 |





