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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1120 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 252 matches | ||
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 6 matches | ||
| Renown | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 15 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




25 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5558 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 20,973 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7542 | 36% |
| Smokes | 5743 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3316 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4372 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,114,382 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 537 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KNY | 67% | 27 |
| #2 | Antarkles | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | Speros | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | | 57% | 100 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Antarkles | 67% | 27 |
| #3 | Speros | 60% | 43 |
| #4 | | 58% | 31 |
| #5 | | 57% | 100 |
| #6 | LimeGrab | 51% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Speros | 12 | 0.0139 |
| #2 | | 7 | 0.0034 |
| #3 | | 2 | 0.0028 |
| #4 | KNY | 2 | 0.0033 |
| #5 | Antarkles | 2 | 0.0036 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | | 529 | 0.26 | 13 min |
| #2 | LimeGrab | 153 | 0.14 | 4 min |
| #3 | | 88 | 0.13 | 2 min |
| #4 | Speros | 72 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| #5 | KNY | 44 | 0.07 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | LimeGrab | +2.12 | 92 | 57 |
| #2 | Speros | +2.03 | 82 | 32 |
| #3 | Antarkles | +1.70 | 52 | 49 |
| #4 | Slurm | +1.30 | 79 | 70 |
| #5 | | +1.05 | 74 | 71 |





