








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 210 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 245 matches | ||
| Faceit | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 20 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 17 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 12 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
4745 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,095 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 6138 | 32% |
| Smokes | 4986 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 3123 | 16% |
| Molotovs | 4848 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $558,038 of utility $62 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 90 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gauNN | 74% | 27 |
| #2 | shukketxu | 74% | 23 |
| #3 | Nico | 66% | 29 |
| #4 | weeaaks | 63% | 27 |
| #5 | ScareD. | 57% | 88 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rellüM | 9 | 0.0056 |
| #2 | Crynoore | 6 | 0.0050 |
| #3 | Femi | 5 | 0.0016 |
| #4 | ScareD. | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #5 | P1ti-IWNL | 3 | 0.0014 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareD. | 373 | 0.20 | 10 min |
| #2 | P1ti-IWNL | 361 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #3 | rellüM | 270 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #4 | Femi | 222 | 0.07 | 5 min |
| #5 | Crynoore | 111 | 0.09 | 2 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rellüM | +4.89 | 72 | 79 |
| #2 | gauNN | +2.58 | 79 | 52 |
| #3 | shukketxu | +2.57 | 88 | 57 |
| #4 | HAGRID | +2.45 | 75 | 72 |
| #5 | ScareD. | +1.16 | 85 | 68 |





