








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 400 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 129 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Faceit | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 14 different maps





Our logs show 13 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3024 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 11,541 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 3163 | 27% |
| Smokes | 2641 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 2821 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 2916 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $291,594 of utility $63 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 159 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | gauNN | 76% | 21 |
| #2 | Zera | 71% | 17 |
| #3 | NK | 69% | 13 |
| #4 | Femi | 55% | 141 |
| #5 | yahnah ๋࣭ ⭑🦋๋࣭ ⭑ | 55% | 22 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareD. | 8 | 0.0046 |
| #2 | Crynoore | 6 | 0.0040 |
| #3 | Femi | 5 | 0.0018 |
| #4 | ReY | 3 | 0.0026 |
| #5 | P1ti-IWNL | 2 | 0.0018 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ScareD. | 371 | 0.21 | 10 min |
| #2 | HAGRID | 269 | 0.17 | 8 min |
| #3 | Femi | 176 | 0.06 | 4 min |
| #4 | P1ti-IWNL | 169 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #5 | ReY | 128 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rellüM | +5.14 | 73 | 77 |
| #2 | Zera | +3.71 | 92 | 78 |
| #3 | ReY | +2.05 | 82 | 60 |
| #4 | HAGRID | +1.76 | 78 | 71 |
| #5 | gauNN | +1.49 | 83 | 50 |





