








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 199 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 357 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 26 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Wingman | 23 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 5 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




21 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5169 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 19,430 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 4638 | 24% |
| Smokes | 5228 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 3707 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 5857 | 30% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,280,065 of utility $111 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 34 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | NK | 65% | 62 |
| #2 | kez 키쿄 | 58% | 71 |
| #3 | FunkenSoldat | 57% | 77 |
| #4 | ReY | 54% | 127 |
| #5 | Sebi | 54% | 85 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #14 | Fabiii | 44% | 32 |
| #15 | ๖ۣۜHazeinger | 42% | 38 |
| #16 | LordChew | 40% | 35 |
| #17 | ScareD. | 39% | 74 |
| #18 | Nuck | 34% | 29 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sebi | 11 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | NOOB | 9 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | NK | 8 | 0.0061 |
| #4 | Femi | 7 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | FunkenSoldat | 7 | 0.0045 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Femi | 453 | 0.07 | 10 min |
| #2 | HAGRID | 384 | 0.18 | 10 min |
| #3 | ScareD. | 327 | 0.21 | 8 min |
| #4 | ReY | 238 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #5 | NOOB | 230 | 0.18 | 7 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | rellüM | +3.63 | 74 | 80 |
| #2 | Zera | +3.37 | 89 | 78 |
| #3 | Sebi | +3.29 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | ReY | +2.30 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | NOOB | +2.03 | 81 | 71 |





