








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 235 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 88 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 14 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1772 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 5,272 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1333 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1261 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 1226 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 1452 | 28% |
Our logs show you have wasted $254,328 of utility $98 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 67 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Adrenalin | 86% | 7 |
| #2 | jmzr | 67% | 66 |
| #3 | Snow^^ | 64% | 66 |
| #4 | d0k | 63% | 49 |
| #5 | ★ RuRal | 61% | 28 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #5 | ★ RuRal | 61% | 28 |
| #6 | BIGP | 60% | 43 |
| #7 | Yeetimus-Prime | 58% | 36 |
| #8 | Luigi ******** | 58% | 38 |
| #9 | Zoju | 50% | 24 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | jmzr | 8 | 0.0060 |
| #2 | Snow^^ | 3 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | d0k | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #4 | BIGP | 1 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | Yeetimus-Prime | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | BIGP | 229 | 0.26 | 8 min |
| #2 | Snow^^ | 212 | 0.16 | 5 min |
| #3 | d0k | 192 | 0.19 | 5 min |
| #4 | jmzr | 146 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #5 | Luigi ******** | 132 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | GRR.- | +3.57 | 88 | 71 |
| #2 | d0k | +1.93 | 76 | 72 |
| #3 | jmzr | +1.23 | 69 | 66 |
| #4 | Adrenalin | +0.68 | 65 | 71 |
| #5 | Snow^^ | +0.14 | 81 | 73 |





