








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 520 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 64 matches | ||
| Esplay | 43 matches | 2,206 | |
| Faceit | 32 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Wingman | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 15 different maps





Our logs show 28 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




19 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2543 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,408 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2084 | 28% |
| Smokes | 1855 | 25% |
| HE Grenades | 1459 | 20% |
| Molotovs | 2010 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $532,664 of utility $117 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 137 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | doG | 35 | 0.0189 |
| #2 | Sandis | 11 | 0.0057 |
| #3 | screm | 7 | 0.0101 |
| #4 | gnex ツ | 6 | 0.0063 |
| #5 | Pelle | 4 | 0.0030 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Sandis | 290 | 0.15 | 8 min |
| #2 | doG | 246 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #3 | zerninator | 155 | 0.15 | 4 min |
| #4 | gnex ツ | 104 | 0.11 | 3 min |
| #5 | screm | 103 | 0.15 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | duggregN | +3.06 | 80 | 59 |
| #2 | gnex ツ | +1.56 | 93 | 57 |
| #3 | Jacke | +1.41 | 83 | 55 |
| #4 | Sandis | +1.39 | 85 | 57 |
| #5 | doG | +1.14 | 86 | 56 |





