








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1408 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 337 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 113 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 85 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 75 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 57 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 52 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 47 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 22 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 21 matches | ||
| Wingman | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




308 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
10325 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,015 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8372 | 31% |
| Smokes | 6084 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 5635 | 21% |
| Molotovs | 6924 | 26% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,092,675 of utility $108 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 4870 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9/11 Was T Sided | 74% | 219 |
| #2 | Tonyw | 68% | 135 |
| #3 | TheLennyy | 66% | 53 |
| #4 | TheLennyy | 61% | 206 |
| #5 | wiwiwi | 60% | 356 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | Pelle | 56% | 269 |
| #10 | Proxy♞ | 55% | 175 |
| #11 | gnex ツ | 55% | 186 |
| #12 | Polar | 54% | 146 |
| #13 | Jacke | 53% | 91 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9/11 Was T Sided | 129 | 0.0301 |
| #2 | TheLennyy | 103 | 0.0256 |
| #3 | wiwiwi | 50 | 0.0069 |
| #4 | Tonyw | 27 | 0.0102 |
| #5 | TheLennyy | 21 | 0.0190 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | TheLennyy | 578 | 0.14 | 15 min |
| #2 | 9/11 Was T Sided | 509 | 0.12 | 13 min |
| #3 | Proxy♞ | 448 | 0.12 | 12 min |
| #4 | gnex ツ | 444 | 0.12 | 11 min |
| #5 | wiwiwi | 418 | 0.06 | 11 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 9/11 Was T Sided | +7.93 | 97 | 63 |
| #2 | gnex ツ | +2.27 | 91 | 57 |
| #3 | doG | +2.09 | 88 | 58 |
| #4 | TheLennyy | +1.34 | 94 | 55 |
| #5 | Jacke | +1.20 | 83 | 51 |





