








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 401 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 133 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 7 different maps





Our logs show 26 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2157 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,714 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1987 | 26% |
| Smokes | 1825 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2060 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1842 | 24% |
Our logs show you have wasted $211,515 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 51 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SoulTaker4 | 53% | 68 |
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 51% | 139 |
| #3 | Krøllert | 50% | 104 |
| #4 | HUKABUKA♕ | 49% | 130 |
| #5 | love sosa | 47% | 62 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 51% | 139 |
| #3 | Krøllert | 50% | 104 |
| #4 | HUKABUKA♕ | 49% | 130 |
| #5 | love sosa | 47% | 62 |
| #6 | Mike Litoris | 44% | 63 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUKABUKA♕ | 7 | 0.0029 |
| #2 | Krøllert | 4 | 0.0021 |
| #3 | Lord Fubz | 3 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | SoulTaker4 | 2 | 0.0016 |
| #5 | Mike Litoris | 2 | 0.0016 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUKABUKA♕ | 296 | 0.12 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 239 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #3 | SoulTaker4 | 152 | 0.12 | 4 min |
| #4 | Krøllert | 83 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mike Litoris | 35 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | +4.77 | 85 | 85 |
| #2 | HUKABUKA♕ | +0.26 | 66 | 72 |
| #3 | Krøllert | -0.33 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | SoulTaker4 | -0.49 | 66 | 66 |
| #5 | love sosa | -1.72 | 54 | 53 |





