








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 196 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 111 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match | ||
| Faceit | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 9 different maps





Our logs show 12 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




3 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1137 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 8,214 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1970 | 24% |
| Smokes | 1953 | 24% |
| HE Grenades | 2363 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1928 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $306,441 of utility $93 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 31 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanyeBest | 60% | 10 |
| #2 | ck | 60% | 10 |
| #3 | Rentik7 | 51% | 139 |
| #4 | HUKABUKA♕ | 47% | 121 |
| #5 | love sosa | 45% | 55 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | HUKABUKA♕ | 47% | 121 |
| #5 | love sosa | 45% | 55 |
| #6 | Krøllert | 45% | 108 |
| #7 | SoulTaker4 | 43% | 70 |
| #8 | Mike Litoris | 38% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | 7 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | HUKABUKA♕ | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #3 | Krøllert | 3 | 0.0014 |
| #4 | Mike Litoris | 3 | 0.0021 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | HUKABUKA♕ | 316 | 0.13 | 8 min |
| #2 | Rentik7 | 233 | 0.08 | 8 min |
| #3 | SoulTaker4 | 169 | 0.11 | 4 min |
| #4 | Krøllert | 89 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | Mike Litoris | 39 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | KanyeBest | +8.65 | 92 | 65 |
| #2 | Rentik7 | +5.10 | 86 | 85 |
| #3 | HUKABUKA♕ | +0.41 | 67 | 72 |
| #4 | Krøllert | -0.11 | 71 | 63 |
| #5 | SoulTaker4 | -0.77 | 66 | 66 |





