








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 130 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 99 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 8 different maps





Our logs show 42 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




8 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1102 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,003 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1480 | 25% |
| Smokes | 1279 | 21% |
| HE Grenades | 1744 | 29% |
| Molotovs | 1500 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $180,955 of utility $68 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 81 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | 49% | 130 |
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 47% | 121 |
| #3 | love sosa | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Krøllert | 46% | 98 |
| #5 | SoulTaker4 | 46% | 46 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 47% | 121 |
| #3 | love sosa | 46% | 56 |
| #4 | Krøllert | 46% | 98 |
| #5 | SoulTaker4 | 46% | 46 |
| #6 | Mike Litoris | 37% | 51 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | 6 | 0.0025 |
| #2 | Krøllert | 4 | 0.0022 |
| #3 | Lord Fubz | 3 | 0.0013 |
| #4 | Mike Litoris | 3 | 0.0030 |
| #5 | love sosa | 2 | 0.0022 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | 213 | 0.09 | 7 min |
| #2 | Lord Fubz | 205 | 0.09 | 5 min |
| #3 | SoulTaker4 | 103 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #4 | Krøllert | 80 | 0.04 | 2 min |
| #5 | love sosa | 30 | 0.03 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Rentik7 | +4.57 | 86 | 84 |
| #2 | HUKABUKA♕ | +0.38 | 67 | 72 |
| #3 | Krøllert | -0.22 | 69 | 62 |
| #4 | love sosa | -1.21 | 53 | 56 |
| #5 | SoulTaker4 | -1.38 | 60 | 68 |





