








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 386 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 285 matches | ||
| Faceit | 240 matches | ||
| Competitive Palacio | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 16 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 71 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




24 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7357 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 27,125 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 7590 | 28% |
| Smokes | 7012 | 26% |
| HE Grenades | 6740 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 5783 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,973,085 of utility $137 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1255 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #4 | EpicMigas | 53% | 215 |
| #5 | Carlitos | 51% | 316 |
| #6 | ✠PECZ✠ | 50% | 239 |
| #7 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 49% | 136 |
| #8 | AndreJm | 48% | 130 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 16 | 0.0024 |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 8 | 0.0016 |
| #3 | Radarini Fotini | 7 | 0.0052 |
| #4 | AndreJm | 4 | 0.0014 |
| #5 | JMauroh | 4 | 0.0046 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Carlitos | 1921 | 0.28 | 49 min |
| #2 | ✠PECZ✠ | 649 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #3 | EpicMigas | 636 | 0.13 | 16 min |
| #4 | tava a lagar mas isso foi ontem | 311 | 0.11 | 7 min |
| #5 | AndreJm | 235 | 0.08 | 6 min |





