








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 451 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 141 matches | ||
| Faceit | 43 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Wingman | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 3 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




23 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
2798 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,825 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1546 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1870 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 2026 | 30% |
| Molotovs | 1383 | 20% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,035,545 of utility $184 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 162 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Chansauce_ | 74% | 19 |
| #2 | Jside | 70% | 23 |
| #3 | war | 68% | 19 |
| #4 | Cmoney | 63% | 46 |
| #5 | Fart_Garfunkel | 60% | 30 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick1one | 13 | 0.0188 |
| #2 | SunnyFarms | 9 | 0.0055 |
| #3 | Cmoney | 8 | 0.0080 |
| #4 | Fart_Garfunkel | 4 | 0.0065 |
| #5 | war | 4 | 0.0120 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Cmoney | 196 | 0.20 | 5 min |
| #2 | Brandon. | 159 | 0.14 | 3 min |
| #3 | Chansauce_ | 66 | 0.16 | 1 min |
| #4 | Jside | 62 | 0.12 | 1 min |
| #5 | Nick1one | 55 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | war | +4.93 | 78 | 51 |
| #2 | Intel® Core™ i5-9600K Processor | +3.79 | 84 | 60 |
| #3 | Cmoney | +3.40 | 75 | 64 |
| #4 | Jside | +1.93 | 86 | 55 |
| #5 | xyan UNWASHED ASF | +0.94 | 81 | 57 |





