








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 482 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 352 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 35 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 27 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 12 matches | ||
| Wingman | 7 matches | ||
| Faceit | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Grail | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 16 different maps





Our logs show 16 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




72 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
5331 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 4,403 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 946 | 21% |
| Smokes | 1911 | 43% |
| HE Grenades | 820 | 19% |
| Molotovs | 726 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,518,816 of utility $134 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 184 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | war | 61% | 31 |
| #2 | Brandon. | 59% | 39 |
| #3 | Deveneb | 54% | 48 |
| #4 | Intel® Core™ i5-9600K Processor | 52% | 344 |
| #5 | Nick1one | 50% | 186 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Nick1one | 52 | 0.0138 |
| #2 | Intel® Core™ i5-9600K Processor | 51 | 0.0071 |
| #3 | TaxEvasion | 40 | 0.0081 |
| #4 | Fart_Garfunkel | 35 | 0.0128 |
| #5 | Ligma Awareness | 25 | 0.0135 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Intel® Core™ i5-9600K Processor | 734 | 0.10 | 19 min |
| #2 | Nick1one | 285 | 0.08 | 6 min |
| #3 | DAWANGJerry | 224 | 0.13 | 6 min |
| #4 | Ligma Awareness | 220 | 0.12 | 6 min |
| #5 | Deveneb | 211 | 0.21 | 4 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | war | +6.21 | 79 | 51 |
| #2 | Intel® Core™ i5-9600K Processor | +3.75 | 79 | 56 |
| #3 | Brandon. | +3.18 | 82 | 53 |
| #4 | xyan UNWASHED ASF | +2.29 | 81 | 59 |
| #5 | SunnyFarms | +1.06 | 68 | 28 |





