








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 829 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Wingman | 223 matches | ||
| Premier | 151 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 142 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 110 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 30 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 30 matches | ||
| Faceit | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 9 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 13 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




43 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
9193 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 23,069 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5948 | 26% |
| Smokes | 5111 | 22% |
| HE Grenades | 5757 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6253 | 27% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,716,389 of utility $119 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 365 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halen | 81% | 59 |
| #2 | 7am | 81% | 139 |
| #3 | Lisan AWP Gaib | 45% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halen | 81% | 59 |
| #2 | 7am | 81% | 139 |
| #3 | Lisan AWP Gaib | 45% | 194 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | 12 | 0.0044 |
| #2 | Lisan AWP Gaib | 1 | 0.0004 |
| #3 | Halen | 1 | 0.0012 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | 7am | 317 | 0.12 | 8 min |
| #2 | Lisan AWP Gaib | 96 | 0.03 | 2 min |
| #3 | Halen | 69 | 0.08 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Halen | +10.76 | 86 | 50 |
| #2 | 7am | +4.19 | 89 | 62 |
| #3 | Matt | +3.98 | 88 | 66 |
| #4 | Lisan AWP Gaib | -7.93 | 29 | 32 |





