








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 268 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 170 matches | ||
| Premier | 51 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 4 matches | ||
| Wingman | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Basalt | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 20 different maps





Our logs show 6 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




49 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
3419 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 6,696 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 1558 | 23% |
| Smokes | 1820 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 1779 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 1539 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,159,850 of utility $167 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 416 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | 66% | 62 |
| #2 | prozux | 63% | 38 |
| #3 | olley | 59% | 51 |
| #4 | ✪Black.B | 59% | 29 |
| #5 | Terry.K | 56% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #11 | Suki | 52% | 42 |
| #12 | espX | 51% | 35 |
| #13 | aproxje | 51% | 91 |
| #14 | keiG | 49% | 154 |
| #15 | We stand with Ukraine | 45% | 73 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | aproxje | 24 | 0.0126 |
| #2 | espX | 21 | 0.0290 |
| #3 | We stand with Ukraine | 17 | 0.0117 |
| #4 | olley | 9 | 0.0085 |
| #5 | Sensei.☯ | 9 | 0.0092 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | keiG | 591 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #2 | godbee`` |A|hs | 588 | 0.18 | 17 min |
| #3 | We stand with Ukraine | 549 | 0.38 | 17 min |
| #4 | funnyLV | 324 | 0.17 | 9 min |
| #5 | slxzx | 316 | 0.16 | 6 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | +3.87 | 81 | 70 |
| #2 | aproxje | +3.42 | 84 | 55 |
| #3 | Terry.K | +2.22 | 73 | 63 |
| #4 | olley | +1.83 | 79 | 55 |
| #5 | prozux | +1.67 | 79 | 70 |





