








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 737 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 518 matches | ||
| Premier | 154 matches | ||
| Wingman | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Edin | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Italy | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Office | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 27 different maps





Our logs show 139 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




16 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7871 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 35,517 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 9899 | 28% |
| Smokes | 10025 | 28% |
| HE Grenades | 8305 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 7288 | 21% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,945,947 of utility $116 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 1736 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | 63% | 169 |
| #2 | owerloads | 57% | 98 |
| #3 | Terry.K | 55% | 300 |
| #4 | godbee`` |A|hs | 55% | 366 |
| #5 | prozux | 54% | 488 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #7 | ratoN | 53% | 76 |
| #8 | slxzx | 52% | 333 |
| #9 | keiG | 51% | 313 |
| #10 | Suki | 51% | 170 |
| #11 | rook | 50% | 82 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | ✪Black.B | 9 | 0.0010 |
| #2 | Terry.K | 9 | 0.0013 |
| #3 | slxzx | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | ratoN | 7 | 0.0038 |
| #5 | prozux | 6 | 0.0005 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prozux | 1974 | 0.18 | 60 min |
| #2 | godbee`` |A|hs | 1435 | 0.17 | 44 min |
| #3 | keiG | 1281 | 0.18 | 38 min |
| #4 | slxzx | 1152 | 0.15 | 24 min |
| #5 | ✪Black.B | 972 | 0.11 | 26 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | +3.10 | 82 | 65 |
| #2 | rook | +1.59 | 78 | 69 |
| #3 | Terry.K | +1.36 | 68 | 61 |
| #4 | prozux | +0.75 | 76 | 68 |
| #5 | godbee`` |A|hs | +0.43 | 58 | 72 |





