








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 682 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 524 matches | ||
| Premier | 125 matches | ||
| Wingman | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 10 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 6 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 22 different maps





Our logs show 56 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7810 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 31,191 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 8099 | 26% |
| Smokes | 8533 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 7760 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 6799 | 22% |
Our logs show you have wasted $2,119,126 of utility $130 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 322 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | 66% | 226 |
| #2 | Terry.K | 60% | 275 |
| #3 | ✪Black.B | 57% | 295 |
| #4 | Suki | 57% | 122 |
| #5 | keiG | 56% | 357 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #8 | owerloads | 54% | 65 |
| #9 | slxzx | 54% | 272 |
| #10 | ratoN | 53% | 150 |
| #11 | rook | 48% | 56 |
| #12 | We stand with Ukraine | 46% | 69 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry.K | 13 | 0.0020 |
| #2 | ratoN | 13 | 0.0039 |
| #3 | funnyLV | 9 | 0.0011 |
| #4 | We stand with Ukraine | 7 | 0.0046 |
| #5 | keiG | 6 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | prozux | 1496 | 0.18 | 44 min |
| #2 | keiG | 1335 | 0.17 | 38 min |
| #3 | funnyLV | 1334 | 0.16 | 38 min |
| #4 | slxzx | 961 | 0.15 | 20 min |
| #5 | nuer | 825 | 0.16 | 28 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | +3.23 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Terry.K | +1.64 | 67 | 63 |
| #3 | rook | +0.88 | 80 | 68 |
| #4 | godbee`` |A|hs | +0.47 | 59 | 71 |
| #5 | ✪Black.B | +0.45 | 59 | 65 |





