








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 907 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Faceit | 452 matches | ||
| Premier | 184 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 8 matches | ||
| Wingman | 8 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 3 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Agency | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 1 match | ||
| Competitive Edin | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 23 different maps





Our logs show 68 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
6499 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 38,974 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 12179 | 31% |
| Smokes | 8880 | 23% |
| HE Grenades | 9069 | 23% |
| Molotovs | 8846 | 23% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,702,213 of utility $107 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 448 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | 65% | 141 |
| #2 | owerloads | 60% | 72 |
| #3 | Terry.K | 58% | 268 |
| #4 | godbee`` |A|hs | 56% | 357 |
| #5 | slxzx | 55% | 229 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #9 | funnyLV | 51% | 313 |
| #10 | ratoN | 49% | 154 |
| #11 | rook | 49% | 65 |
| #12 | tomahawK | 43% | 61 |
| #13 | sad panda | 40% | 40 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Terry.K | 9 | 0.0015 |
| #2 | funnyLV | 8 | 0.0011 |
| #3 | godbee`` |A|hs | 7 | 0.0009 |
| #4 | slxzx | 6 | 0.0011 |
| #5 | prozux | 5 | 0.0008 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | godbee`` |A|hs | 1334 | 0.17 | 40 min |
| #2 | funnyLV | 1250 | 0.17 | 34 min |
| #3 | prozux | 1145 | 0.17 | 35 min |
| #4 | slxzx | 813 | 0.15 | 17 min |
| #5 | ✪Black.B | 603 | 0.12 | 18 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | nuer | +4.00 | 82 | 67 |
| #2 | Terry.K | +1.75 | 69 | 62 |
| #3 | rook | +1.72 | 82 | 71 |
| #4 | tomahawK | +0.59 | 46 | 77 |
| #5 | prozux | +0.59 | 76 | 69 |





