








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 22 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September




The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 26 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 19 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 15 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 14 matches | ||
| Wingman | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 5 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 12 different maps





Our logs show 2 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




11 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1583 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 7,066 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 2059 | 29% |
| Smokes | 2163 | 31% |
| HE Grenades | 1721 | 24% |
| Molotovs | 1123 | 16% |
Our logs show you have wasted $354,793 of utility $92 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 21 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | drage | 67% | 12 |
| #2 | Leffe | 48% | 27 |
| #3 | tjug0 | 46% | 120 |
| #4 | I AM BATMAN | 45% | 104 |
| #5 | cURRYgUN(aUTIsm) | 44% | 45 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | tjug0 | 369 | 0.16 | 9 min |
| #2 | I AM BATMAN | 246 | 0.12 | 5 min |
| #3 | cURRYgUN(aUTIsm) | 168 | 0.18 | 4 min |
| #4 | SK ツ | 55 | 0.12 | 2 min |
| #5 | drage | 42 | 0.18 | 1 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | SK ツ | +6.42 | 74 | 64 |
| #2 | tjug0 | +3.65 | 81 | 51 |
| #3 | drage | +0.61 | 52 | 76 |
| #4 | I AM BATMAN | +0.26 | 49 | 46 |
| #5 | cURRYgUN(aUTIsm) | -0.75 | 61 | 62 |





