








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 44 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September


The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Dust2 | 4 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 10 different maps





Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




7 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
65 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 318 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 111 | 35% |
| Smokes | 104 | 33% |
| HE Grenades | 70 | 22% |
| Molotovs | 33 | 10% |
Our logs show you have wasted $20,819 of utility $52 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 44 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Prime | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | Balls n cider | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Cangus | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | bajojo117 | 17% | 23 |
| #5 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 14% | 7 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #3 | Cangus | 50% | 2 |
| #4 | bajojo117 | 17% | 23 |
| #5 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 14% | 7 |
| #6 | bruhlicious | 0% | 2 |
| #7 | toxic | 0% | 10 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajojo117 | 6 | 0.0150 |
| #2 | toxic | 1 | 0.0059 |
| #3 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 1 | 0.0093 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajojo117 | 37 | 0.09 | 1 min |
| #2 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 28 | 0.26 | 1 min |
| #3 | toxic | 8 | 0.05 | 0 min |
| #4 | Prime | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| #5 | Balls n cider | 1 | 0.03 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bruhlicious | +3.08 | 58 | 37 |
| #2 | bajojo117 | +2.66 | 65 | 46 |
| #3 | Prime | -1.96 | 43 | 10 |
| #4 | Balls n cider | -3.01 | 22 | 65 |
| #5 | Jolly | -5.50 | 6 | 31 |





