








System Report: Annual playtime data retrived
Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 1 achievement has been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September
The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.

















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Competitive Inferno | 2 matches |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 3 different maps



Our logs show No Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




1 of your human shaped victims was your teammate...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
7 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 16 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 5 | 31% |
| Smokes | 3 | 19% |
| HE Grenades | 4 | 25% |
| Molotovs | 4 | 25% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,810 of utility $36 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 0 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | bajojo117 | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly | 50% | 2 |
| #2 | bajojo117 | 50% | 2 |
| #3 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 0% | 2 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | Jolly | 2 | 0.0690 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajojo117 | 4 | 0.13 | 0 min |
| #2 | Jolly | 3 | 0.10 | 0 min |
| #3 | Intergalatic_Reverb | 2 | 0.09 | 0 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | bajojo117 | +4.93 | 51 | 28 |
| #2 | Jolly | -0.89 | 13 | 3 |
| #3 | Cangus | -8.34 | 5 | 4 |
| #4 | Intergalatic_Reverb | -16.95 | 46 | 57 |





