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Downloading "touch_grass.exe"


The System has confirmed 819 achievements have been successfully gathered this year* *since we updated them in September





The system has detected peak performance.
You Personal Bests have been compiled for easy screenshotting and bragging rights.





















| Mode | Matches Played | Highest Rank | |
|---|---|---|---|
| Premier | 105 matches | ||
| Competitive Dust2 | 49 matches | ||
| Competitive Train | 31 matches | ||
| Competitive Nuke | 25 matches | ||
| Competitive Inferno | 24 matches | ||
| Competitive Mirage | 21 matches | ||
| Competitive Vertigo | 13 matches | ||
| Competitive Ancient | 11 matches | ||
| Competitive Overpass | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Office | 7 matches | ||
| Competitive Anubis | 1 match |
Mapping data processed:
You've clocked in on 11 different maps





Our logs show 29 Chickens Have been neutralized under your command
To pay $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Feathered Bird Investigators




13 of your human shaped victims were your teammates...
Chickens... Friends... Is nothing sacred?
1669 of your kills registered with elevated levels of pizzazz


System Performance Report:
You experienced several "do or die" situations this year.
Well? Did you do, or did you die?
The System has registered 3,205 total utility used this year.
| Util Type | Amount Thrown | % of Util |
|---|---|---|
| Flashes | 545 | 17% |
| Smokes | 877 | 27% |
| HE Grenades | 867 | 27% |
| Molotovs | 916 | 29% |
Our logs show you have wasted $1,032,670 of utility $153 per round
To pay another $5,000 to remove you from the FBI* Watchlist
*Frag Budget Investigators (Defo not the same guys as up there^)





Chat activity report generated...
You've entered 591 messages into the system this year. It was all positive, right? :)
These words were the most typed in 2025*; your typed words are highlighted.
Hover the words to see more info!
*Since we started tracking in June 2025 and with some censoring...

Talk about back pain because these 3 are heavy lifters...
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AustiniTheWeeni | 51% | 203 |
| #2 | THE SUN | 51% | 254 |
| #3 | rico | 44% | 45 |
| #4 | if you yell ill come. | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Win Rate | Matches Played |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AustiniTheWeeni | 51% | 203 |
| #2 | THE SUN | 51% | 254 |
| #3 | rico | 44% | 45 |
| #4 | if you yell ill come. | 39% | 33 |
| Pos | Player | Total Team Kills | Per Round |
|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AustiniTheWeeni | 14 | 0.0035 |
| #2 | THE SUN | 9 | 0.0018 |
| #3 | rico | 7 | 0.0078 |
| #4 | if you yell ill come. | 5 | 0.0072 |
| Pos | Player | Times Flashed | Per Round | Flash Duration |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | THE SUN | 642 | 0.13 | 14 min |
| #2 | AustiniTheWeeni | 218 | 0.05 | 5 min |
| #3 | if you yell ill come. | 206 | 0.30 | 4 min |
| #4 | rico | 114 | 0.13 | 3 min |
| Pos | Player | Leetify Rating | Aim Rating | Utility Rating |
|---|---|---|---|---|
| #1 | AustiniTheWeeni | +3.29 | 45 | 47 |
| #2 | if you yell ill come. | +2.65 | 60 | 67 |
| #3 | rico | +0.80 | 40 | 48 |
| #4 | THE SUN | -1.84 | 36 | 45 |
| #5 | Draugr | -2.09 | 21 | 32 |





